Holy shit - should I become religious?

Apparently my prayer has been partially heard, at least the part that mentions beer. Helsinki beer festival has decided to get just the right kinds of beer as their theme beer. Now, if I go there and people start offering me free beer on account of me being a chosen person, or one of the chosen people anyway, I'll give serious thought to rereading some of the Holy Books, or at least the parts of Tanach where they talk about sex.

Hmm, maybe I should reread the whole thing to see if they talk about beer somewhere... No, don't think so. But if any of you happens to know an online version of the Old Testament where you can search for beer, I mean for the word "beer", let me know.