Monday, March 08, 2004

In the news

Iraq has got an interim constitution now. Instead of going to all this trouble they could borrow ours (US), we are not using it anyway at the moment. (OK, I know it's old, but just couldn't resist.)

Director of UCLA Willed Body program has been arrested, apparently for stealing body parts. Damn, and I though it was embarassing when Anya and Masha got caught trying to steal a skeleton from Boston University...

Venezuela's president Hugo Chavez is threatening the USA with 100-year war if the USA attack. I assume he means some new one that would last 100 years, not the one that happened in 14th-15th century, because if he means the latter then not even the Department of Homeland Security will take him seriously. Chavez made a big mistake with this threat: yesterday Bush was probably happily unaware of the existence of Venezuela, and now it's a threat to world peace.


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