Wednesday, March 24, 2004

In the news

Tired of all the debates about the legality of gay marriage and about the equality under law, Benton county, Oregon decided to support family values by banning all marriages.

Abdel Aziz Rantisi was elected the new leader of Hamas in Gaza. Israeli helicopters were unfortunately unable or unwilling to attend his acceptance speech. Nailing the guy during the speech would have been cool.

Bush's administration is trying to explain to the people why it didn't kick terrorist ass before 9/11. For some reason I don't believe them much, but that is just a hunch. Although Rumsfeld touches a good point: "Ironically, much of the world, in all likelihood, would have blamed September 11th on the U.S. as an al Qaeda retaliation for the U.S. provocation of capturing or killing Osama bin Laden."

Taiwan is still trying to beat Florida's ballot-counting record.



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