Hurrah!

Boss finally bought tea, and therefore is not pointy-haired anymore, but a nice boss.

Still can't believe I passed the Krav Maga test. Now I gotta pay the club dues and buy uniform pants and t-shirt and ball protector, although obviously don't have any balls.

Ball protectors are funny. First of all they make a funny sound when you kick them. Also they are very difficult to distinguish from an erection, especially when wrestling with men on the floor. I am still sort of surprised every time I sit on a guy and discover something hard. If the partner is a woman I hope it's safe to assume that it's not an erection.

Hmm, do I need a mouth protector too? They told us to get shin and ball protectors.