Assholes, assholes everywhere

A guy hit another guy on the head with an axe on a subway train. The guy was apparently fucked in the head. The attacker, I mean, although by now the victim probably is as well. A totally random attack. Ugh. And if I hadn't slept a bit late I would have had a chance to see it in person, too. See? Sleeping late saves you from psychological trauma.

Suicide bombers killed more than 60 Iraqis in Basra. They ought to have a special place in the desert where suicide bombers can blow themselves up without much trouble to innocent bystanders.

Another suicide bomber blew himself up in downtown Riyadh. Isn't Saudi Arabia the site of the holiest places in Islam, and can't the local religious authorities decide that the asshole suicide bombers, or at least the ones who blow themselves up in Saudi Arabia are not getting any virgins anywhere, or any sexual partners, for that matter? "If you blow yourself up in Saudi Arabia Allah himself will reach down and bite your genitals off with fiery teeth" or something like that? Especially since it's pretty close to what would actually happen, at least from the genitals' point of view.