Traitor

Anu has cut her hair and is enjoying it, but Ebu thought I should consider her a traitor to all long-haired people and I realized he was right.

Such traitors should of course be punished by confiscating all the ice cream from their freezer, and feeding it to some long-haired person, for example me.

The problem with this plan is that Anu's freezer is highly unlikely to contain any ice cream. Bummer.

Confiscating her sparkling wine, on the other hand, would constitute cruel and unusual punishment.

Hmm, if I get Satu in on this we could eat twice the ice cream... Now we just have to coerce Anu into buying it.