Death sucks

It's awful that people die. I could never understand any "accept death as a part of life" things that people often say when faced with the fact of mortality.

We should live forever. I don't believe in gods or in life after death, which is a good thing too, because if I ever met gods or some other inventors of death there'd be hell to pay.

If I die, I want to be buried with a good sharp weapon, just in case.

(The appropriate passage from Catch-22 should be put in here, but it's a bit too long, so here is a link. Yossarian rules.)