In the news

The Russian presidential candidate Rybkin, who was lost, allegedly found, and then lost again, was found again in Kiev where he says he was visiting some friends for 4 days without mentioning it to his wife. No comment.

The woman who filed a class action suit claiming she had suffered greatly from seeing Janet Jackson's tit has withdrawn her suit. Maybe she did not suffer so greatly after all. Or maybe she undressed for the first time, saw a tit in the mirror, suffered some more and decided that Jesus said "those of you without a tit may cast the first stone".

They are making a new Bridget Jones movie, which is great. The second book was better than the first, let's see if the movie is too.

There was an earthquake in the Middle East, mostly in Israel, Palestinian territories and Jordan. The only damage in Israel was to their parliament building. Is this god's way of saying he wants a new parliamentary election? The last one was so much fun that I don't blame him.

Our Kerry is going ahead. Should I bet a bottle of sparkling wine on him against Oska (my father)? I am afraid that after I won once on Chernenko and twice on Clinton Oska won't want to bet against me anymore.

Who are we gonna have for a senator if Kerry becomes the president? Kerry was a good senator, never did anything stupid. Never did anything, in fact.

Woman married a dead boyfriend in France. Outrageous! The right of necrophiles are trampled upon everywhere, you can't fuck corpses almost (?) anywhere in the Western world, but apparently marrying a guy who's been dead for a year and a half is ok. I wonder if she is allowed to fuck the corpse now that they are married. You know that something is wrong with the world when moralists are making necrophiles marry corpses before they can have sex like normal people.