Dear Lord, we need a bit of smiting here

Moscow mayor Yuri Luzhkov has vowed to ban a gay parade and called it "satanic".

He spoke about the evils of homosexuality at the Orthodox church conference in Kremlin. Church. Heh. The man has been a Communist party member since 1968 and until... well, I guess until those times when being so became detrimental to his political career, which was probably in the 1990s. Probably the best argument against the existence of an almighty and just god is that this fucker still hasn't gotten a lightning up his ass.

"...Что-то здесь не так,
Члены Политбюро крестятся в церквях,
И ездят в Мекку на хадж,
Бога не смутил их партийный стаж..."