Damn, I give up

(Via Jihad Watch)

Every time I try to parody Omar Bakri Mohammed, the man himself pulls a better one. You just can't parody the fucker.

In his latest pearl of wisdom he says that "When you start to ask Muslims to join your Army and your police you are making a grave mistake. That British Muslim who joins the police today will one day read the Koran and will have an awakening." Awakening? What does he mean? I thought Islam was the religion of peace.

"Those moderates are one day going to be practising Muslims. Now what happens if they are British police or in the Army and they have weapons? How much information do they have about you that they will use to serve the global struggle?"

OK, check: don't let practicing or potentially-practicing Muslims into police and armed forces and don't give them weapons. If some kaffir politician said that he would be immediately condemned for Islamophobia - I wonder what will be the public reaction to Bakri Mohammed.

Once more, a hint to the Powers That Be: if a person is persecuted for Islamic extremism in Saudi Arabia, you can conclude that their presence in a civilized country is "not conductive to the public good" without supporting them on taxpayer money for 20 years first.