Thursday, September 23, 2004

Who stole all my underwear? Confess now, you cowardly bastards!

Probably Al Qaeda.

Why are there cans of garlic stems all around? I was supposed to buy only 3. Did underwear somehow mysteriously turn into garlic stem cans?

Am I gonna be in trouble with the fucking stems? The customs' web page says they are OK, but I don't believe the customs officers read their webpage too often. Am surely gonna be arrested as an evildoer and sent to Gitmo. Or at least will be suspected of doing stem cell research.

Where the hell is everything?

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