Tuesday, September 28, 2004


Visited grandma yesterday and today. Yesterday she told me that I am too fat and that my hair is ugly only once each, so I figured she was really sick. Today she called me a fat cow 17 times (definitely getting better), insulted my work and my salary twice (good), but forgot to mention how much she dislikes my hair even once (still clearly sick). She also forgot to mention how bad my clothes are, and to insult my sex life.

Hair and sex life are good indicators: she always insults those regardless of their actual condition.

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