Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Pants crisis

An attempt to exampine the contents of the wardrobe revealed 3 pairs of intact jeans, 2 pairs of jeans that are falling apart and 6 pairs of jeans that have already fallen apart, in addition to the countless number of jeans that are either too small or, surprisingly, too big.

Shit. I thought I had more. More intact ones, I mean.

There are also several pairs of pants that are not jeans, but mysteriously all but one of them make my ass itch.

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