Monday, August 01, 2005

Hey, now we know where cancer comes from!

According to Haaretz, Rabbi Moshe Tzuriel (apparently an opponent of Gaza pullout) has cursed... oops, I mean issued a halachic warning that god will punish police and soldiers who participate in the pullout with cancer and traffic accidents.

"Some years thereafter, if he suffers a malignant disease or a fatal road accident, everyone will know where he got it from."

Should've rather threatened them with the flu. The punishment rate would've been about 100%.

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