Thursday, January 22, 2004

Natasha's haircut and nazis

In case anyone is wondering what was the haircut that VG yelled at Natasha for, it was nothing special. Pretty much like regular long hair with bangs, except that the bangs were much wider than usual, right to the temples. I have no idea why VG thought it was a nazi whore haircut, I don't think I've ever seen it on nazis or whores.

Another thing that always made all our teachers' naziwhoremeters click was safety pins in clothing. Which was inconvenient if one had to fix a torn skirt quickly without being yelled at for an hour for being a nazi whore. I remember a biology teacher Rimma Mihailovna spending a whole lesson yelling at a girl who had a few safety pins in her skirt, and the girl would not take them out because the skirt was falling apart otherwise (she'd had some accident earlier that morning that damaged the skirt).

If Rimma Mihailovna were a dog, she'd have been put down on a strong suspicion of rabies. But she was a human and therefore allowed to teach us biology.

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