Thursday, January 29, 2004

In the news

Scientists in the university of Colorado created a new form of matter, sort of like Bose-Einstein concentrate but made of fermions. More on CNN.

In Jerusalem, a suicide attack on a bus. 10 killed, at least 50 injured. This week's terrorist attack has been brought to you by Al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigades and the suicide bomber was Ali Yusuf Jaara, a 24-year-old Palestinian policeman from Bethlehem. Having terrorists on police force probably makes it a bit difficult for Palestinian Authority to fight against terrorism.

Colombian army killed 20 rightist terrorists. Oops, I mean members of paramilitary militia. A good start. What they really need is a battlefield. A real field, sort of like football field but a battlefield. With concrete walls. Put all leftist and rightist terrorists together and let them have a go at each other. If you run out of leftist terrorists you can import some more from Peru.

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