Pant crisis

My jeans fell apart. That's the third pair of jeans in 3 or 4 months. I should own a jeans factory.

Right now all the pants that I own belong to at least one of the four following categories: "too small", "too large", "have a hole between the legs" and "capri". Except one pair that is only a little bit too large and has a hole on the ass, and can therefore be worn with a belt and a sufficiently long shirt.

Since purposefully gaining weight or sewing up the holes is out of question, the only options remaining are either a really fast diet in order to fit into the biggest of the too-small (2-3 kilos should do it), or declaring the start of the summer and putting the capris on.

And no, I really don't feel like shopping right now.