Friday, March 23, 2007

Hey! Can I have some slaves too?

Research commissioned by Finnish Ministry of defense shows that a conscript army is cheaper than a professional army to whom you have to pay salary.

And in tomorrow's report from Nokia, I am sure: "our research shows that free workers would be cheaper than paying salaries to the employees".

While we are at it, can I have a couple of slave boys to pay my mortgage?

On the other hand: forget the slaves. Just pay me for conducting similar studies, and I'll be all set.

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