The sick man

A lot of politicians suddenly get sick when they get caught doing something unseemly. There should be a name for this horrible disease. What should we call it? Getcaughtitis? Shithitthefan syndrome? Any suggestions?

Apparently this horrible affliction has already spread from the politicians to the religious leaders. (Of course we have seen the first signs of that during the Catholic pedophile priest scandal in the US a few years ago. All the pedophiles suddenly got sick. Go figure.)

Now the mufti got very sick too, which by an amazing coincidence happened during the meeting with the Muslim leaders that would have decided his future. The terrible disease made him postpone his plans for destroying the White House and ask for an indefinite leave of duties at the Lakemba mosque.