The mystery of Eric Rudolph's motives revealed

Eric Rudolph, who has pleaded guilty to two bombings of women's clinics, one bombing of a lesbian nightclub and one bombing of the Olympic games, has finally revealed his motives. He did it because he is against abortion and homosexuality.

Gee, who would have thought?

He had no regret or remorse about the clinic and nightclub bombings. He did apologize for the Olympic games bombing, saying that he only wanted to blow up stuff, not people (1 killed, 1 died of a heart attack, more than 100 injured). Don't know what was his problem with the Olympic games. Probably confused Olympus with Lesbos.

Eric Rudolph has plea-bargained to 4 life terms in prison without parole. He will be serving the first life term of his sentence in a "supermax" federal prison in Colorado, where he is probably likely to have some explosive colleague of his for a roommate. (Richard Reid the shoe bomber is there, and Ramzi Yousef of the WTC fame, and Unabomber.) The other three life terms he will serve in Heaven as one of Mohammed Atta's and Osama Bin Laden's 72 virgins, concurrently.