Sunday, April 18, 2004

A leader needed

A large terrorist organization (islamist, sunni, Palestine area leader in suicide bombings) is looking for a leader:

Required skills: organizing suicide bombings, giving speeches and interviews.
Desirable skills: bomb design, English (for the interviews).
Salary: sufficient.
Work duration: judging from the experience of the previous employee, about 3 weeks.
Vacations: unlikely.
Benefits: 72 virgins, supplied in the end of the term.
Job security: provided by Israeli helicopters and therefore rather negative.
Special: must be willing to relocate to Allah.


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