Why does an elephant have four feet?

...because he would look stupid with six inches.

In fact an elephant has a lot more that four feet. His dick is longer than his legs, which must be rather inconvenient.

I was on vacation in Amsterdam last week - more about it later, with pictures - and visited a zoo there. I was considering visiting a sex show in the red light district, but they turned out to have one in the zoo, too.

Here are the pictures. I have some videos, too. Foreplay, more foreplay, sex and more sex.

The poor guy had so much trouble finding his way in that it's no wonder that they are endangered. Although this particular couple had a little elephant running around them, so I guess they must have managed to do it properly at least once.

But hey, what a huge dick...