Thursday, July 14, 2005

A prayer

Dear Lord,

Now that the four suicide bombers from London and the one from Netanya have met you, don't you think that we should arrange for some kind of hell? Christians have had a hell for so many years already, we can learn from them. If you have problems coming up with ideas, just ask me or look it up on the Internet.

Sorry for having to ask for it again just like I did last year, but could you fix the front door again? It is clearly not getting fixed without a divine intervention.

Please smite all the terrorists. Also smite the people who make a horrible noise in our yard every morning, if you have time.

Guard all the Scottish police officers and other innocent bystanders from bicycle-riding politicians.

Could you fix Debian's and Ubuntu's AMD64 port so that not every damn package is broken and not every damn library is lost? GTK libraries and libpango need some special attention.

The weather is lovely right now, carry on with it.

Please try to put at least some common sense in the heads of the followers of Sayyid Qutb. Failing that, arrange them a meeting with the man himself.

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