Friday, July 08, 2005

In other, lighter news

The Leader of the Free World and our Biker-In-Chief fell off his bike again after colliding with a Scottish police officer.

Dear Secret Service, or whoever is watching over the Chimp-in-Chief: don't let him ride a bike again. It would be embarassing if a man who has as many enemies as he does died from falling off his bike once too many.

Not letting him ride a bike would also protect innocent police officers and other people from him.

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