Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Breaking news! Evil Jews invented the time machine! Tremble before us, you infidels!

The West's publication of the Prophet Mohammed cartoons was an Israeli conspiracy motivated by anger over Hamas' win in the Palestinian elections, Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, said today.

OK, I give up: you really can't parody them. Or rather you can, but the next day they pull a better one on you and then you are fresh out of parody.

The Israeli sure are mighty: they saw on January 25 that Hamas has won in Palestinian elections, fired up their time machine, went back to September 30 and printed the cartoons in the world-renowned Zionist newspaper Jyllands-Posten.

They should've brought me tomorrow's lottery numbers while they were at it. Bugger.

My friend mjr in irc: "katso, sedällä on folioturbaani".

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