Blame Denmark!

Yesterday was an International Day of Absurdity in many ways, some of which my NDA prohibits me from discussing. The centerpiece of absurdity was, however, that cartoon affair. It was all somehow very familiar, too, and not just because the same cartoons caused an outrage in the Muslim world already a few months ago when they were published. All those masses of people marching against the offensive material and demanding to punish the country that published it... And suddenly I realized: Trey Parker and Matt Stone are geniuses! They predicted the whole thing seven years ago in South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. The people united in condemnation, the country blamed for dissemination of evil cartoons... I am almost starting to wonder whether the two employees of Arla foods who have just been beaten by angry customers in Saudi Arabia are named Terrance and Phillip. What's more, if Saddam's trial proceeds quickly enough, we may even have geniune dead Saddam in hell being Satan's boyfriend.

Hell, I just cannot resist. I just have that song playing in my head. With most sincere apologies to Trey Parker, Matt Stone and all the 1.3 billion of world's Muslims who read my blog:

Times have changed.
Crusaders are getting worse!
They won't respect our culture
Even when we scream and curse!
Should we blame the Jews, or the Western society?
Or should we blame infidel democracy?

NO! blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now
With all their beady little eyes
An' flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Denmark now, blame Norway too,
We need to form a full assault, its Denmark's fault

Don't blame me for my Ahmad
He saw that darn cartoon and now he's off to join Jihad!
And my Muhammed once used to read the hadith all day
But now he became a Shiite and ran away!

Well, blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now,
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Denmark came along
Blame Denmark now, blame Norway too,
And let's blame also Sweden, just in case.

My son could've been a doctor or a mullah, it is true,
Instead he become a terrorist and burned up like barbecue

Should we blame Osama, should we blame Zarqawi?
Or the people who sent him to bomb Israel?

HECK NO!

Blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now
With their obscene freedom of speech.
And their infidel Arla foods.
Blame Denmark now, blame Denmark now,
And Jyllands-Posten, and especially Rasmussen.