Thursday, June 02, 2005

Panic! Panic!

Pretty much everybody is getting married this year, and some people invited me and some possibly will, and where the fuck will I find a dress? Do I have to run to a store and buy one? Do I have to actually look through the stuff I have?

For all it's worth, I promise that if I ever get married, which is highly unlikely, everybody can come dressed any way they want.

No, this is not a criticism of anyone who wants people to dress up. I am just panicking.

In the moments like this I really want A-sized breasts. I would even settle for B. There should be an easy method to donate breast tissue to people who need it.

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