"When we feel the urge, we just go read the Koran instead..."

Sudanese government has already embarked on the recently promised campaign to teach ethics and morals to the West:

Lesson #1: "crisis in Darfur? what crisis?".

"It also denies reports of widespread rape, pointing out that the people of Darfur are Muslim and, therefore, incapable of rape."

Wishing rape on people is extremely ill-mannered, but somehow I would be amused if the Sudanese officials who claim that Muslims don't rape got a chance to compare objective reality with this claim on their own asses, literally.