Tuesday, October 30, 2007

And then I will tell you all about chastity and abstinence...

Sudan's president Omar Al-Bashir says he will export ethics and morals to Western countries.

Wow, thanks! We'll try to fit your classes on ethics and morals in somewhere in between Osama's lecture on world peace, presentation of the results of Ahmadinejad's Holocaust research and Saudi women's rights workshop.

Since we believe in mutual exchange of information, the United States will also proudly present Bill Clinton's sermon on marital fidelity and Dick Cheney's firearm safety workshop.

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