Shana Tova!

That's "Happy New Year". The 5768th.

Tonight is the Jewish New Year, when good Jews blow a shofar and eat apples, honey and kugel. Bad Jews just sigh and hope that somebody makes them some kugel, or grill a sausage instead.

I am gonna have some wine. Kugel is under serious consideration. Blowing a shofar would probably be cruel to neighbors.