Tuesday, June 06, 2006

All rise against falafel and sanity!

The latest from Iraq: falafel is the new enemy of Islam. Yeah, Iraqis also thought this was a joke until two of them were shot for selling it.

Can anyone remind me again why we are trying to build a democracy there and drag them kicking and screaming into the Century of the Fruitbat? It certainly looks like they have enough fruitbats of their own.

Fuck that. Can we convince as many people as possible that the prophet was agaist all food on general principle?

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