Friday, April 07, 2006

News from the tinfoil turban brigade

Mohammad Abu Tir, the high-ranking Hamas politician and terrorist of the red beard fame, found out our latest evil dark secret:

"Even the churches where the Americans pray are led by Jews who were converted to Christianity, but they were converted to keep controlling the Americans," he said.

Damn, aren't we mighty! And from the height of my mighty fashion sense I have a tip for this guy: a tinfoil kaffyeh (that's an Arafat-style towel for you infidels) goes very well with a bright orange beard.

OTOH, Hamas has just encountered objective reality in the form of an empty bank account and did not like it much. What would the Prophet do if the ATM machine ate his card for overdrawing his account? Apart from killing somebody to feel better, I mean. Now they are proposing a long (until they get better bombs?) ceasefire in hope of getting some cash. I say everybody else should hold out until the whole Hamas government comes to sit outside with the posters "Will recognize Israel for food".

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