Today is not my day

Had to go to work today, and decided to shop a little before that.

Ran to the bus. Fell, hit my leg in several places, and my head. The leg is sore. The head is perfectly OK, probably because it's empty.

Went shopping. All the shoes were too small and almost all the clothes (except a pair of capri jeans) were too ugly. Bought a kettle instead.

Then my pants suddenly disintegrated. Just at the same moment I realized that the bus that comes close to my workplace doesn't run on Sundays. Had to walk to work in disintegrated pants.