Friday, November 11, 2005

"...and you may keep them if you want..."

Worried that France might be experiencing acute hooligan shortage, Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky offered them Russian football thugs as humanitarian help.

The idea is that the Russian football thugs would beat the shit out of the "youths of North African origin" thugs, and peace and quiet will resume. On one hand, the man has a point. I wouldn't be so sure of who would beat up whom, but in either case the total number of thugs would be reduced and the normal people would win.

OTOH, what if the Russian thugs bring the slogans "Hooligans of all countries, unite!" and unite with the French thugs and go beat up normal people together?

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