Who let the monkey out again?

At the signing ceremony for the defense spending bill President Bush gave a speech.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we," Bush said. "They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

No one in Bush's audience of military brass or Pentagon chiefs reacted, probably due to being asleep.

"But the American people know this president speaks with clarity and conviction, and the terrorists know by his actions he means it," White House spokesman McClellan said.