Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Tinfoil turbans for everyone!

A Syrian newspaper hints that bird flu was invented by Israel in order to harm Arab genes.

The Most Unstable One once again reiterated that the cartoons were a plot of Zionists who hold Europe and the US hostage. You guys are all my hostages, do you hear? We can negotiate the price of your release in beer.

And now I am thinking again: if we manage to convince them that tinfoil turbans protect one from harmful Jew-rays, how many could we sell?

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