tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63009792024-02-12T01:44:38.278+02:00Vera's logNot very interesting unless you happen to know me in person, and possibly not even then. Comments can be sent to izrailit at iki.fi.Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.comBlogger2140125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-80157943334003548352023-08-09T22:50:00.002+03:002023-08-09T22:50:29.156+03:00History books, Russian style<p> In our series "things I really didn't miss from my childhood, but am seeing again anyway":</p><p>Russians are publishing new history textbooks for school, again. You can guess the contents.</p><p>When I was young, in 1986-1988, they tried to do it, too. The problem was that the history changed more often than the publishing logistics would allow for. Pretty soon they gave up. Soon after that the teacher gave up too, let us just sit and have fun in his class, and promised us to tell us the version of history that would be on the final exam a couple of weeks before the exam, when the exam version of history would be decided.</p>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-71621940591416655132023-04-24T23:07:00.004+03:002023-04-24T23:07:56.172+03:00Fuck Russia<p> Today is my personal "fuck Russia" day. Normally, on this day of the year, I would drink to the anniversary of us leaving the Soviet Union and post something like "yay, 35 years without Russia!" This year, however, Russia is very much present in my thoughts and prayers, most of these prayers being for immediate and painful death of its leaders, and for the return the current zombie incarnation of the Soviet Union back to its grave.</p>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-9246791220514334862022-11-03T00:56:00.007+02:002022-11-03T00:56:52.607+02:00Soviet memories. ethnicity and propaganda<p>About ethnicity and propaganda in Soviet Russia, from my point of view. No particular agenda, just some memories for those who are curious, and those who want to compare notes. Inspired by some memories of some other people, on the same subject.</p><p>I was born in Leningrad (St. Petersburg), in 1971, Jewish (it is an ethnicity, and was very much an official ethnicity in the USSR), in a family of two very young engineering students about to graduate.</p><p>As an aside: the USSR had internal passports and listed the ethnicity in them. Birth certificates listed the ethnicity of each parent. Schools listed your ethnicity too, in the class journals. The ethnicity was the same as the parents'. If the parents had two different ethnicities, which in my case they didn't, you could choose either for school, and change them. At 16 you got the internal passport, and at that point you had to choose once and for all.</p><p>(As an adult, I've heard stories of people whose ethnicity was erased and who were forcibly listed as Russians. That wasn't the case around me though: there they wanted to make sure you don't try to pass for a real Russian.)</p><p>"Russians" ("русские"), incidentally, always meant the ethnicity in my childhood. Nowadays they use the word "россияне" to mean citizens of Russia as opposed to "русские".</p><p>Anyway, I was a child, and learned to read quite early, and immediately learned that whatever I read, or see on TV, does not necessarily correspond to reality. Teaching the difference between the reality, the propaganda, what you can say with your own people and what you can say outside was a common thing, but usually didn't start that early. At some point my parents started saying "don't say this outside of home", but I don't remember when. Correcting me if I believed lies on TV came later. But when the TV says there is sausage in the stores, and there is no sausage in the stores, you don't need a parental explanation to figure that out.</p><p>The TV always said "we, Russians", so I naturally believed that it included me, until at the age of 5 my grandma enlightened me that I was a Jew and not a Russian. I took this with mild curiosity, and started asking about other people. I didn't understand how the ethnicity thing worked yet, and after asking about a dozen or so relatives and finding out they were Jews I figured that everyone is Jewish and the widespread existence of Russians is just something the media is lying about. (This misunderstanding was corrected a year or so later when I mentioned this conclusion to adults.)</p><p>I didn't think of it much. At that age I had a lot of interest in moons of Jupiter and rings of Saturn and suchlike, and fairly little in people, and my daycare convinced me there was something very wrong with quite a lot of people anyway, so I wasn't about to start thinking about their ethnicities. Some daycare workers occasionally used ethnic slurs to my face, but in an environment where everyone yelled and swore a lot this failed to shock me.</p><p>I took "we, Russians" that I heard everywhere the same way I took the fact that many texts assumed that the reader was male. Later I noticed that when they are trying to be inclusive, they list 15 ethnicities, and none of them was us. Even later (8 or 9 or so) I realized what even when the list was expanded, the ethnicities indigenous to the USSR and the ethnicities that are not were talked about differently, and the "alien" ethnicities were rarely mentioned.</p><p>Ethnicity was a big thing. Anything visibly different was noted, discussed, and often insulted. "Visibly different" didn't mean just skin color or suchlike, but also names, facial features, etc. I think by the 3d or 4th grade people became quite good at figuring out the ethnicity by name, to the extent that names reflect ethnicity. Yet there were lots of friendships across ethnicity lines, and people could insult each other with horrible ethnic slurs, and then be friends the next day. I am sure I did it too, and I apologize to everyone involved if they still remember me.</p><p>Most minorities in all my classes were white (Ukrainians, Belarussians, Jews, a Latvian, a Komi and a Finn) and could speak Russian without an accent. In one of my classes there was a black guy and two Koreans, all off them native speakers of Russian. You wouldn't believe what the black guy had to listen to from the teachers in class. Not sure if it was because of being black, or because his father was a real foreigner, but the teachers have at least called his mother a whore and said that he was going to end up as a criminal. (He is, currently, a software developer and a choreographer in NYC.)</p><p>Starting in daycare, and continuing in the first grade, we were told that the Soviet Union is the biggest country in the world, and therefore the greatest. I didn't quite catch the logic of it, but knew enough not to question it. We were also told that the Soviet union, and Russia before that, was always right, always on the side of good, and always won. Except, obviously, when Russia became the Soviet Union, when the old Russia was wrong and the new one right. Russia saved Europe from Mongols, and Soviet Union liberated the world from the nazis, etc.</p><p>The narrative was not perfect, though, and sometimes clashed with real-life evidence. The civil war classes mentioned our enemies the White Finns, which made me wonder if there also used to be Red Finns, and if they lost. The Finnish war was mentioned in fiction, though you couldn't mention it in history classes. The border that used to be next to my grandma's hometown when she was a child was not there anymore. Uncle Zyama was born in Poland, and from the conversations of relatives it was clear that he did not come from Poland, Poland kind of disappeared from where he lived.</p><p>When I was 7 I was taken outside of the Leningrad metro area for the first time, to travel with my parents to Odessa. I kind of expected people there to speak Ukrainian. Most of them spoke Russian, but a lot of texts were written in Ukrainian. Some spoke Ukrainian. One woman who was staying at the same place said she was from Western Ukraine. I asked my parents what is so special about Western Ukraine. It was Poland, they said, before the war. They didn't explain how it stopped being Poland.</p><p>Next year, when I was 8, we went to Estonia. Everyone spoke Estonian there. Next year, to Estonia and Latvia, and everyone spoke Estonian and Latvian. People did not seem particularly friendly, which I figured was just my social paranoia, until I heard some adults discussing the same. I asked my parents and they told me "they have no reason to be friendly. You know how they teach you that they joined the Soviet Union in 1940? Well, they didn't exactly join voluntarily." "Did anyone else join voluntarily?" I asked. "Probably not."</p><p>I figured there wasn't a lot I could do about the occupation of the Baltics, and decided to learn at least a few polite words in the local languages the next time I'd go there. I didn't expect it to make people any friendlier, but surprisingly it did. Pretty much anyone in Russia whom I told about it, except my family, thought that I was out of my mind, but then people said that pretty often about my interest in languages.</p><p>I think my image of the state as an enemy was sealed at 8 or 9. I've noticed that people started disappearing a little before that, but didn't pay my attention to it, when I was suddenly invited to a farewell party with my parents. Friends of theirs were going away. "Where are they going?" I asked. "USA." "Why, is it better over there?" "Yes." "Why aren't we going, then?" "It's not so easy to get out of here, you need an exit visa." That was it, really. It was absolutely clear to me that a place that requires an exit visa is a bad place, and suddenly finding out that my home is a prison was a shock. I asked some other Russians later if it was a shock for them; apparently the experience wasn't common.</p><p>Years went on, nothing much changed in ethnic relations or otherwise. The stereotypes about people from Caucasus or Central Asia existed way before people from these regions came to St. Petersburg in great numbers. A relative told me that good universities would give me a hard time for being a woman and Jewish. I was outraged they had something against women too; I was well accustomed to the idea that they don't like Jews.</p><p>Glasnost came in 1986 or so. Finding out about Molotov and Ribbentrop pact clarified what was happening to the Polish border when my grandma was young. I'd been wondering about a lot of thing that I wasn't supposed to discuss outside home, especially how many of them were common knowledge.</p><p>The picture I got was a bit strange. Yes, everyone knew that you couldn't leave the country easily. Most people I knew resented it, too. Everybody knew that life was better in the west, yet man thought that Russia was somehow greater. Nobody wanted to fight in Afghanistan, yet many people thought that Afghanistan should belong to Russia. Most people knew that the Baltics were occupied, but quite a lot of people whom I considered otherwise reasonable thought it was right. What did they need the Baltic countries for? They couldn't tell.<br /><br />Another strange thing was that history started changing faster than our textbooks could keep up. In the end the teacher said "fuck it, I'll tell you what you need to know a couple of weeks before the test." He did.</p><p>That's about it. 3 years after I left the USSR fell apart. I raised my glass to that.</p><p><br /></p><div><br /></div>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-25799598336656548262022-10-14T11:32:00.001+03:002022-10-14T11:32:43.421+03:00Putin and zombies, a poem (part 2)<p>Путин репу почесал,</p><p>Матюгальник с полки взял,</p><p>Быстро выпил стопку водки,</p><p>И истошно заорал:</p><p><br /></p><p>"Эй, народ, скорей сюда,</p><p>К нам идёт врагов орда,</p><p>Защищайте президента, </p><p>А не то нам всем пизда."</p><p><br /></p><p>Видит он - бежит народ,</p><p>Иль как минимум идёт:</p><p>Кто с клюкой, кто с костылями,</p><p>А один без ног ползёт.</p><p><br /></p><p>"Ой, Владимир, ты наш царь,</p><p>Защитим тебя, как встарь,</p><p>От любых врагов народа,</p><p>Наш любимый государь!"</p><p><br /></p><p>Посмотрев на тот народ,</p><p>Жирик в ужасе орёт:</p><p>"Вова, вы все охуели,</p><p>Ты смотри, кто к нам идёт!</p><p><br /></p><p>Ты кого сюда позвал?</p><p>Кто в Берлине воевал?</p><p>Да у них в последний раз ведь</p><p>При Хрущёве хуй стоял!</p><p><br /></p><p>Ну а сколько здесь бабья?</p><p>Нет у них вообще хуя!</p><p>Ну ты бля и влип, Володя,</p><p>Где хотя бы их мужья?"</p><p><br /></p><p>"Слушай, зомби, пасть закрой,</p><p>За вождя начнем мы бой,</p><p>Хуй ни на хуй нам не нужен,</p><p>И у нас не домострой.</p><p><br /></p><p>Я и в финскую войну</p><p>Воевала за страну,</p><p>Ну а будешь мне перечить,</p><p>Щас авоськой ебану.</p><p><br /></p><p>Я и нашим всем врагам</p><p>Дам авоськой по мордам, </p><p>Только что купила сахар. </p><p>Тридцать восемь килограмм.</p><p><br /></p><p>Коль враги придут на бой,</p><p>В зад их выебу клюкой,</p><p>А у этих украинцев</p><p>Ни клюки нет за душой."</p><p><br /></p><p>"Бабка, ты сошла с ума,</p><p>Украинцев здесь нема,</p><p>Украинцы в Украине,</p><p>Стерегут свои дома.</p><p><br /></p><p>А на бункер, всё скорей,</p><p>Бежит армия зомбей,</p><p>И сожрёт у всех нас мозги,</p><p>Если им не дать люлей."</p><p><br /></p><p>"Мозгоед нам нипочём,</p><p>Чай, не мозгом водку пьём.</p><p>Раньше жили мы без мозга,</p><p>Ну и дальше проживём."</p><p><br /></p><p>"Бабка, ты не поняла,</p><p>Обстоятельств не учла</p><p>Без мозгов ведь трудно делать</p><p>Президентские дела."</p><p><br /></p><p>Бабка молвит: "Что пиздишь?</p><p>Лишь народ зазря смешишь.</p><p>Ты страной уже без мозга</p><p>Двадцать лет руководишь."</p><div><br /></div>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-6512756644357402092022-04-03T21:21:00.003+03:002022-04-05T21:29:15.614+03:00Хотят ли русские войны?<div style="text-align: left;"> Хотят ли русские войны?<br />Спросите вы у всей страны,<br />У тех кто Харьков разбомбил,<br />Кто бомбой ядерной грозил,<br />Спросите вы у тех солдат,<br />Кто там насилует девчат,<br />Да и детей, когда пьяны,<br />Хотят ли русские, хотят ли русские,<br />Хотят ли русские войны.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Пришли в соседнюю страну<br />Чтоб там начать свою войну,<br />И чтобы люди всей земли<br />Спокойно спать уж не могли.<br />Спросите тех, кто воевал,<br />Кто в мирных жителей стрелял,<br />Не дав дожить им до весны.<br />Хотят ли русские, хотят ли русские<br />Хотят ли русские войны?</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Сказали "можем повторить",<br />Роддомы начали бомбить,<br />Хотели Киев сразу взять,<br />Чтобы нацизм там повторять.<br />Спросите вы у матерей,<br />Кто потерял своих детей,<br />И вы тогда понять должны<br />Хотят ли русские, хотят ли русские<br />Хотят ли русские войны.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Поймет и немец, и грузин,<br />Поймет и чех, и швед, и финн,<br />Поймет народ любой страны<br />Хотят ли русские, хотят ли русские,<br />Хотят ли русские войны.<br />Хотят ли русские, хотят ли русские,<br />Хотят ли русские войны.</div>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-69076471614341554442022-03-27T19:40:00.001+03:002022-04-05T21:28:29.437+03:00Putin and zombies, a poem (part 1)<div style="text-align: left;">"Ни хуя," сказал Шойгу,<br />"Я так больше не могу.<br />Вовка, ты сиди на троне,<br />Ну а я схожу в тайгу.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Я возьму с собой еду,<br />Всех вождей пошлю в пизду,<br />И хоть в Северной Корее<br />Я убежище найду."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />"Хуй с Серёгой," вождь сказал.<br />"Он хреновый генерал.<br />Наложил в штаны по полной,<br />А теперь совсем удрал.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Эй, Герасимов, ко мне,<br />Ты хоть раз был на войне,<br />Ты займись-ка Украиной,<br />В этой разберись хуйне.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Блядь, куда он убежал?<br />А ещё, мол, генерал,<br />Думал, он покруче Шойгу,<br />Ну а он в штаны насрал.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Жириновского ко мне!<br />Он хоть не был на войне,<br />Но он круче их обоих,<br />Всем пизды задаст вдвойне."<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Сразу же ему в ответ<br />Входит Жирик в кабинет,<br />Но вот как-то непонятно,<br />Толь живой он, толи нет.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />"Вовка, слушай, ты дебил!<br />Мариуполь разбомбил!<br />Я когда пиздил об этом, <br />Я же просто пошутил!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Разбомбил ты город в хлам,<br />Учинил вселенский срам,<br />Хоть и знал что Украина<br />Нам уже не по зубам."<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Молвил Путин: "Ты, гляжу,<br />Понабрался куражу.<br />Хоть ты призрак, хоть ты зомби,<br />Но тебя я посажу."<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Тот ответил "Дуралей,<br />Ты спасай своих людей,<br />А не то уже до завтра<br />Попадешь ты в Мавзолей.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Ты не понял ни хуя,<br />Не боюсь тюряги я,<br />Я теперь когтистый зомби,<br />Мне не страшен твой судья.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Не еби мозги мне тут,<br />Не зови своих паскуд,<br />На хуе тебя вертел я, <br />Да и твой Басманный суд."<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"Ладно Жирик, не жужжи,<br />Ты иди, в гробу лежи,<br />Но пока ты здесь со мною,<br />Про тот свет мне расскажи.<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Почему ты не в аду?"<br />"Вова, ты имей в виду,<br />Ад ввёл санкции на русских,<br />Посылают всех в пизду.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">В рай нас тоже не берут,<br />Прямо сразу на хуй шлют,<br />Рай теперь вступает в НАТО,<br />В НАТО русских не зовут.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Так что тысячи солдат<br />Не в гробу уже лежат,<br />А хотят тебя прикончить,<br />Да и твой госаппарат.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Встали зомби из могил,<br />Те, кого ты загубил,<br />И идут войной на бункер,<br />Это хуже чем ИГИЛ."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />"Не боюсь я войск моих,<br />Я же слал туда тупых,<br />Да к тому же украинцы<br />Танки спиздили у них."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">"Вова, ты блядь идиот,<br />Зомби-армия придёт,<br />И без танков, и без ружий<br />Тебе яйца оторвёт.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />По стране они идут,<br />У прохожих мозги жрут,<br />Тех могзов хоть и немного,<br />Но сойдут хоть за фастфуд."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />"Не боюсь я тех солдат,<br />Без ракет и без гранат,<br />Защитит меня от зомби <br />Мой родной электорат."</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />"Кто мне голос отдаёт,<br />Того зомби не сожрёт,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Зомби ест походу мозги,</div><div><div>И у них их не найдёт."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Я скажу тебе любя,</div><div>Нет мозгов и у тебя,</div><div>Ты о чём, мудила, думал,</div><div>Украину разбомбя?</div><div><br /></div><div>Ты серьёзно думал, гад,</div><div>Что устроишь там парад?</div><div>Да тебе вся Украина</div><div>Хочет вставить кактус в зад!</div><div><br /></div><div>Из-за ёбаных понтов</div><div>И украинских фронтов</div><div>Сам, уёбище, создал ты</div><div>Вокруг нас кольцо врагов!</div><div><br /></div><div>Финны в НАТО подадут,</div><div>Шведов заодно возьмут,</div><div>Даже чёртовы швейцарцы</div><div>Наши деньги загребут.</div><div><br /></div><div>И поляки нас с углём</div><div>Вслед пошлют за кораблём,</div><div>И Китай тебя, похоже,</div><div>На хуе вертит своём."</div><div><br /></div><div>"Жирик, ты Китай не трожь,</div><div>Как-никак, союзник всё ж,</div><div>А верчение на хуе -</div><div>Это вражеский пиздёж.</div><div><br /></div><div>Есть у нас ещё друзья,</div><div>Эритрейские края,</div><div>Правда денег у них мало,</div><div>А точнее ни хуя."</div></div>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-15142936384016159632022-03-09T01:14:00.005+02:002022-03-09T01:14:34.789+02:00War<p>For a while I found it difficult to put my feelings about the war into words.</p><p>I think I can finally describe what it feels like: the rotting corpse of the USSR rising from its grave as a zombie and devouring people.</p><p>Imagine when somebody who's been dead for 30 years and whom you couldn't stand even when they were alive, suddenly clawing their way out of the grave, getting up, and eating live people and chasing them out of their homes.</p><p><br /></p>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-39383896945300441562021-08-15T01:15:00.002+03:002021-08-15T01:16:24.082+03:00Experts and fake news<p>We live in the times where good people are told not to question expert authority. "They are the experts! You are a nobody sitting in the toilet and watching Youtube! Don't spread fake news!"</p><p>On one hand, understandable, considering that I've actually run into people saying that vaccines will make us grow horns, tails, insert chips into us and make us receive 5G signal. (A total lie , by the way, no 5G reception happened at all until I went and paid Telia for it.)</p><p>On the other hand...</p><p>First of all, there are many experts and they tend to say different things, especially on the subject of Covid-19, because the whole subject is quite new and evolving fast. There is pretty good scientific consensus on some things, not on the others, some studies are peer-reviewed, some are not, mistakes are being made, mistakes are being corrected, etc. Kind of hard for a layperson to figure this all out, and then there are people screaming on every corner that their expert is an expertier expert than everyone else's.</p><p>Second, most of the expert opinions we hear are filtered through the media and the politicians. No, I am not suggesting that some journalist might not be familiar with the subject at hand, or that some politicians might lie sometimes, perish the thought, when would any politician do something like that? But I gotta say that when the White House says they are not opening travel from the Schengen area because there of the Delta variant, on the advice of the health experts, I would like to know who those health experts are and what did they actually say. The Delta variant was 83% of US cases at that point; were they afraid that Europeans would come and make it 84%?</p><p>There are news going around that are obviously fake, of course, but then there also are things that are labeled as fake news until they suddenly aren't, like the possibility that the virus came from a Wuhan lab. Makes me wonder who decides what news are fake and what aren't and what is the Ultimate Truth? And how do we know which experts are actual experts? Also, how do we know which ones are impartial, and which ones, say, forgot the wash their hands after leaving their lab and are trying to make sure no one ever finds out? </p><p>Somehow, every time I hear "fake news", even when the news really are very obviously and stupidly fake, I am reminded that heliocentrism was fake news back in 1615, by people who apparently considered themselves experts.</p><p>Anyway, one of the reasons I am writing this now is that I started to wonder, if we are not supposed to question what experts say, does it concern all the experts in all the fields? Because right now it seems like the withdrawal from Afghanistan has been fucked up. But what do I know - they are the people who have occupied Afghanistan for 20 years, and I am just sitting here on my ass and haven't occupied a single Afghanistan in my life.</p>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-68176540970125820032019-04-16T18:13:00.000+03:002019-04-16T18:13:16.654+03:00CathedralsLike many others, I've been shocked and upset by yesterday's fire in Notre Dame cathedral. I visit Paris often, really like both Paris and Notre Dame, and have been inside the cathedral many times, and climbed the towers a few times, but I still regretted every time I was there and didn't go inside. Last night in my FB feed, groups and real life there were many people who regretted that they visited Paris but haven't been inside even once, or were just planning to visit Paris for the first time this year.<br />
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Here is for them, and for the rest of us who are sorely missing the cathedral now:<br />
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During the WWI Reims Cathedral was bombed and then burned down, and look at it now! Yes, it took about 20 years to restore, but it is there again, and it's awesome. Notre Dame will get there. I'll miss it until then, but it'll get there.<br />
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In the meanwhile, while you are visiting Paris:<br />
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Look at it now! Reims Cathedral, I mean. It's beautiful, and it's within a day trip from Paris. Chartres Cathedral is also within a day trip, and even better (matter of taste, of course). Amiens. Beauvais, weird and badly built, but still beautiful and awesome. Saint-Denis, within the Paris public transportation and the oldest Gothic church in France. Bourges, if you have time for more than a day trip. Go see Sainte Chapelle, if you are not into day trips. Saint Eustache. Saint Germain De Pres.<br />
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They won't replace Notre Dame, but please remember that Notre Dame, even if restored to a great condition in reasonable time, won't replace them either. They are worth a visit in their own right.Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-37144461078340247412019-03-03T23:09:00.000+02:002019-03-03T23:09:46.843+02:00We don't know of any damn foreign countries, we are just the State Department!Found this gem on the webpage of the US embassy in Finland. Not their fault, it's the whole State-Department-wide:<br />
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"Importance notice (February 6, 2019):<br />
Please note: You cannot currently list a “Country” when completing the “Emergency Contact” section on our form filler applications available through Travel.State.Gov (DS-11 and DS-82). Please list an emergency contact in the United States."<br />
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For those who don't know, DS-11 and DS-82 are US passport application forms. And they include information on an emergency contact. Without a country, because the damn forms don't have a field for a country.<br />
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For fuck's sake! This is our State motherfucking Department. They should fucking know that there are such things as foreign countries, and that addresses should include a fucking field for a fucking country. This is our foreign ministry, meant to conduct our international relations (the ones that don't involve drones, anyway), to run embassies, to provide services to Americans travelling or living abroad and they are either a) not capable of adding a field to a form, or b) not capable of sending an international snail mail if there is a field for the country.<br />
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Incidentally, there is no field for email there, either. The form does not predate email, though, because there is an email field for the applicant, just not for the emergency contact. Because snail mail is just what you want to use when you want to contact someone in an emergency. There is a field for a phone number, thank God for small favors. With luck you should be able to fit the country code in there.<br />
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The embassy encourages (but does not require anymore, luckily) everyone who can apply for a passport by mail (that's everyone over 16 whose previous passport still exists and is less than 15 years old) to do so. There is only one unfortunate detail: you have to pay for it in person. Dollars, euros or a major credit card. Well, since I live in Helsinki that beats pankkivekseli that I had to procure the last time around (don't ask me what it is - some Finnish version of a money order - I've never heard of them before, or since.)<br />
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Well, it's still a couple of years before I need to renew my passport, so there is some hope that the embassy might get themselves a bank account or something, or figure out the local banking system. They already have an online banking transfer set up for visa applicants, so maybe, just maybe, in a couple of years they'll figure out how to do it for the citizens. OTOH, I was asking the same questions the last time, so probably not.Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-14822188999423563932019-02-21T00:30:00.000+02:002019-02-21T00:30:43.631+02:00Britain, WTF?To be quite sure, this is not just the UK, and this is not the first time. But this case is very public, and very blatant. The UK is trying to strip Shamima Begum of her UK citizenship.<br />
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Shamima Begum is a teenager who was born and raised in Britain, and left for Syria in 2015 at the age of 15, probably in order to enjoy her 72 virgins. Now she is 19, has had enough of war and virgins, and wishes to return to the UK with her baby.<br />
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Truth be told, I have very little sympathy for her, and if it turned out that she had been blown to bits during that war I would have muttered something like "natural death" and "Darwin award". She hasn't, though, she is alive and wishes to return to her home country, as she should have the right to, under the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 13 (2) ("Everyone has the right to leave any country, including his own, and to return to his country.") The UK is trying to deny her this right, on account that they think she is also eligible for citizenship of Bangladesh.<br />
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She is a British citizen, born and raised. If she has been involved in terrorist acts in Syria, she belongs in a British prison, or a Syrian prison if they want to keep her there. AFAIK (the situation has been changing all the time) she has not been charged with anything, which probably means that the UK authorities don't even know whether she was really involved in terrorist activities, or whether she was just going through her 72 living virgins of some Fucking Moron Martyrs Brigade.<br />
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Yeah, I get it that if you have a case of a probable terrorist whose terrorist activities you cannot prove in a court of law, it's very-very convenient to try to dump her on another country if you can find some suckers: you get rid of her, you don't have to meet the proof standards of a criminal trial, and in case you can prove she is a terrorist your taxpayers don't have to pay for her imprisonment. The thing is, convenience isn't everything, or at least shouldn't be in a civilized country. If it were, there would be an even more convenient way to get rid of her: a nice bullet in the head, without a trial. There is a reason we don't usually do this kind of thing.<br />
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What they are doing is both an obviously racist treatment of a citizen, and very unfair to people of Bangladesh, who have so far had nothing to do with Shamima Begum, and would undoubtedly like to keep it that way. The whole idea that "it's not so bad to deprive dual citizens of their citizenship, because they have another one" can only result in countries competing with who will get to dump the undesirable dual citizen first, and indeed while I was writing this Bangladesh has issued a statement that can be summarized as "up yours, Britain", and I gotta say that in this case I am cheering for Bangladesh.<br />
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It's doesn't take a crystal ball to see how this will go: the kind of people who have a western and a third-world citizenship will make sure to get rid of the third-world citizenship before joining the Fucking Moron Martyrs Brigade or Holy 72 Incels Regiment, the people who have two or more western citizenships wouldn't care as much, and the next time Britain wants to strip its citizenship from a dual citizen it might as well be from some UK-raised fucker with a Finnish parent. Do you want them here? Because I'd rather not.<br />
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Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-74842648006177415912018-12-07T01:05:00.000+02:002018-12-07T01:05:24.749+02:00Shame?Every once in a while when women are talking about sexual harassment, especially during their teens or earlier, but often also as adults, the topic of shame comes up.<br />
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I'd never had any clue why. Anger, yes. Annoyance. Frustration. Fear, not usually my thing unless the harassment is obviously threatening, but I can totally understand. What is there to be ashamed about? In all my long history with it, from the guy in a tram who put his hand in my underwear when I was 8 or 9, to the guys who followed me in the street and begged for sex and didn't want to hear no, and the guys who demonstrated their dicks from their cars when a dick pic wasn't a thing yet, and the strangers who found it necessary to inform me that I have big tits, I have never lost the track of who should be ashamed there - and it wasn't me.<br />
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I'd wondered if I had lived a sheltered life after all, if there is some cultural difference, although I heard the shame thing from Russian women just as well, and where the hell did those other women get that message from.<br />
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Today I tried to think harder, and yes, now I realize the message was there. All those people who told me and my friends that if we just position ourselves right, or carry ourselves right, or dress right (all of the above meant different thing for different people) we would make those guys respect us and stop harassing us. I heard the message, over and over again. I even argued with them, my points being that a) while I understand and use some precautions to avoid physical assault, there is no fucking way in hell I'd change anything in my life just to prevent some asshole from embarrassing himself publicly, and b) I have absolutely no use for their respect, and the kind of people who's respect me only if I have a very high neckline and never smile can stick their respect where the sun don't shine.<br />
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I don't think the well-intentioned shamers ever understood. One of them was even my guidance counselor in school, and should have known better.<br />
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As to why I didn't get the memo at the time - I think it's just something undiagnozed on the autism spectrum. Damn inconvenient pretty often, but comes handy when you don't want some stupid social message hammered into your head.<br />
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I don't think many young girls will read this, but just in case any do:<br />
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1. It's not anything you did or failed to do. The harassers are doing it because you happen to be female, and young, and they happen to be there, and assholes, and horny. Sometimes they also do it to people who are male and young. Getting older doesn't quite get rid of them, but reduces the numbers considerably.<br />
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2. Unless you are physically threatened or think you might be, there is really no point in inconveniencing yourself just to avoid their attention. They should be ashamed of themselves, and we as a society are slowly going in that direction, but right now they are an annoying fact of life like telemarketers and banana flies.<br />
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3. The harassers really should be ashamed of themselves. They are embarrassing themselves in public. It might or might not be safe to laugh and point, but if you are upset and want to make yourself feel better, just imagine that guy standing on his hands naked from the waist down, ass up in the air, and a sparkler up his ass. Or imagine him as the protagonist of one of those Youtube videos where people do spectacularly stupid things.<br />
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4. Don't think how to make them respect you. They are people of no consequence, and their respect has no value at all. They are still human beings and might get better, but if you ever have to deal with them after the harassment, it's them who should be working on earning your respect, not other way around.<br />
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Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-86617883927772326302018-12-06T22:14:00.003+02:002018-12-06T22:14:30.726+02:00Happy Independence Day!Happy Independence Day, Finland! 101 years without Russia!<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-65689945565328866352018-08-24T13:55:00.000+03:002018-08-24T13:55:01.304+03:00The war on opiates and constipationEvery time a war against anything starts in the US, the warriors are very annoyingly efficient. Last year I just wanted a little plastic bag for my purchases in a pharmacy in Harvard Square. I asked the cashier for a plastic bag, and he looked at me with huge round eyes and open mouth, as if I had asked him for newborn baby brains sprinkled with cocaine. Then he looked around, as if trying to make sure that nobody heard us, and whispered: "Don't you know? Plastic bags are forbidden!" I told him that I live in Helsinki, Finland, and the news of the city of Cambridge forbidding the plastic bags hadn't quite made the front page there. This seemed to surprise him.<br />
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But yes, they are forbidden now. Mind you, not taxed, or sold for money (unless you want to buy a pack of 100 or so; unless they already got to those as well), or something like that. Forbidden. The paper bag was utterly unusable for my purposes so I made do sticking the stuff in various pockets of my jeans and purse, and buggered off, wondering what they are gonna ban next.<br />
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I guess we found it now: Loperamide, aka Imodium. As a part of general struggle against the opiate addiction. Because some people apparently use it as a drug, in the amounts of 100 times the recommended dose. (As an aside: I have taken the drug in question once in my life, half a pill, and didn't shit for a week after that. Do the people who take 100 pills at a time shit at all, ever again?)<br />
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Anyway, now the FDA is asking the manufacturers to discontinue selling the big packages, and the people with chronic diarrhea are screwed. Paska juttu.Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-10174282037079832512018-07-19T09:17:00.001+03:002018-07-19T09:17:43.152+03:00Warning: men at workEvery once in a while when I am at a job or client interview I get asked the question "we have a mostly male team, is it OK with you?". I am wondering what kind of answer do they expect:<br />
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"Oh no! Men are icky and have cooties!"<br />
"Oh no, I would be so horny that I wouldn't be able to work at all."<br />
"Well, all my previous teams mostly consisted of women, but I guess it's 21st century now and I am sure men can be just as good."<br />
"Oh no, men! Is nothing sacred anymore?"<br />
"They are beastly creatures, but I'll try to grin and bear it."<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-37605742650009329552018-03-25T22:12:00.003+03:002018-03-25T22:18:42.916+03:00Android permissions and how to deal with the apps that misuse themEvery once in a while there has been some scandal with Google or Facebook or someone collecting a shitload of surprising data in their Android apps, so I decided to write a simple guide on what to do about it.<br />
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1. If you have an Android phone running an Android version below 6, get a newer one, if you can. With versions 5 and below pretty much the only thing you can do is to check the app permissions on Google Play, and not install the ones that ask for too much. Fat chance.<br />
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2. Yes, do check the permissions that are listed for the app in Google Play. Yeah, I know you are gonna install that app that asks for your firstborn anyway. Or at least I totally did in the dark ages before Marshmallow.<br />
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3. After you install the app go to settings - applications - permissions. If it has already taken some permissions without asking you, it means that the app was built for Android 5 or below. The one and only reason anyone would do that anymore is that they want to use some permissions without you noticing. Do you need an app from such people at all? If the answer is yes, deny it whatever permissions you want to deny.<br />
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4. If the app has been developed by honest people, it will ask for permissions as you use it. Again, deny whatever you want to deny.<br />
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As to what you want to deny: basically, if you don't know what the app uses it for, and it fails to explain it adequately, or if you don't use that function, feel free to deny it. Facebook Messenger, for example, asks for a shitload of permissions. If you only use it for text communication with other Facebook users, you don't need any of them. If you send pictures you might want to give it the storage permission, if you also want to take pictures, the camera permission, if you really want to share your location, the location permission, etc.<br />
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One thing about the location permission: even if you deny it, the fuckers can sort of estimate it from your IP address. And if you hide your IP address, at least the cell towers can see your phone. Yes, even if you leave your SIM card at home. If you really, really don't want anyone to know where you are, leave the phone home.<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-73625991762414495022017-12-24T05:36:00.001+02:002017-12-24T05:36:26.964+02:00The Great Infidel Holiday is upon us againMerry Christmas!<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-26418454286613947942017-12-06T16:37:00.000+02:002017-12-06T16:37:13.612+02:00Happy Independence DayHappy Independence Day, Finland! 100 years without Russia!Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-12142988056880963442017-10-18T22:15:00.001+03:002017-10-18T22:24:37.710+03:00A bit more about #metooFirst of all, a disclaimer. You don't owe your story to anyone. It might be too painful. Or damaging for some reason. Or you are just not in the mood for writing.<br />
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Still, I was amazed at the number of people who felt that their story is somehow not worthy because they were only harassed when other people were actually assaulted or raped, or because they were not traumatized, or because it happened a long time ago, or less often than to someone else.<br />
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Whether or not you were traumatized is not the point. The point is that someone else did something that was wrong, and the fact that another someone else did something even worse to another person is not an excuse for them.<br />
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When a very drunk person drives his or her car into a yard of a daycare, chances are nobody will be traumatized either, at least if they didn't happen to hit anyone this time.<br />
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I don't think I was traumatized much. Not by the adult neighbor who molested me (no violence at all, hand-to-vulva contact only) when I was about 5. Not by the teenage boy who attacked me from behind, threw me in the snow and tried to rape me when I was 10. Not by the adult man who forced his way into my building after me, chased me into a corner, and tried to rape me when I was 15. This is not even the full list of rape attempts, not to mention harassment.<br />
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That was partly luck, partly violence, and partly me being a fairly insensitive person is some ways. If the rape did not succeed and I have suffered no physical damage I tend to recover from the psychological damage in several weeks. Those several weeks feel like a constant adrenaline rush, which is fairly unpleasant for me, and fairly hazardous for people who piss me off during that time. But again, I got lucky, and nobody pissed me off enough during that time to cause any violence. After that, it's just another story to tell. I got better. No lasting harm done.<br />
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I am sure this makes the next victims of the same assholes feel so much better...<br />
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<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-81347326089973455322017-08-13T22:02:00.000+03:002017-08-13T22:02:14.443+03:00Equality and factsIf somebody asked me 25 years ago what I think about Damore's manifesto's claims that women are on average somewhat less (or more) suited to software jobs than men, I would have said "bullshit". 15 years ago I might have said "I don't know". Now, surprisingly, it's more of "I don't care".<br />
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A cynic in me would also add "and if anyone knows, they are sure as hell not telling us". Because if anyone really managed to measure the "natural biological" distribution of men and women in Computer Science, and it turned out to be less than 50% women, they'd look at what happened to Damore, and think again. And if it turned out to be 50% or more women, they would expect similar harassment from the other side. The subject is just too sensitive to talk about in public, which is kind of sad.<br />
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I find it scary that this is so important to so many people, because to me this means that our whole concept of equality is too strongly based of the idea that any two groups (at least groups that we want to be equal in a situation where we want them to be equal) do in fact have equal abilities. And I think this is a perilous path. "Group A is equal to group B at task X" is a falsifiable factual statement. Giving people equal opportunities is a matter of values, morals and policy, and should not depend on falsifiable statements.<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-51497248506149376552016-12-31T18:08:00.003+02:002016-12-31T18:08:20.747+02:00Happy New Year!Everyone is saying what they were doing in 2016. I wasn't doing anything, I don't admit to anything, and it was already broken when I got here. :D<br />
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Happy New Year!Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-9897002553573782532016-12-06T16:51:00.001+02:002016-12-06T16:51:51.286+02:00Happy Independence Day, Finland!Good thing we got out of Russia when we did. Russia sucks. Lately more than usual.Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-88582524642734569352016-11-20T11:48:00.001+02:002016-11-20T12:07:35.445+02:00Israel revisitedBack from the trip to Israel. Here are some observations (some of them just for myself, some could be useful for other tourists).<br />
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It was a somewhat overwhelmingly social holiday, but it was awesome to see everyone we managed to see, and in fact we didn't even manage to see everyone who was there. Next time, I guess, or maybe they'll visit me here in sunny Finland.<br />
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Not surprisingly, there were a lot of historical sites, good restaurants, and awesome beaches.<br />
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I wasn't sure if the early November was a bit too late in the year, but it wasn't. The temperature varied from 16 (Jerusalem) to 32 (Ein Bokek), and there was just one rainy day. The water was warm (25 or so) both in the Mediterranean and the Dead Sea.<br />
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November is off-season, most national parks close early, like at 3pm.<br />
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Jerusalem is full of tourists, and Tel Aviv and the Dead Sea have quite a few, but the national parks are almost empty apart from some school groups.<br />
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There are a lot of public toilets, almost all of them free. The ones in the restaurants are often unisex. Although pretty much anywhere I've been in Asia, from Turkey to Japan, they had more public toilets than pretty much anywhere in Europe.<br />
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The public transportation doesn't work from Friday sunset till Saturday sunset. If you are not in a religious area, some restaurants and convenience stores will be open.<br />
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The stores appear to stop selling beer by 11pm. Not sure if it's a law, company policy, or Tel Aviv city ordinance.<br />
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They are building and renovating a lot.<br />
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Almost everyone speaks very good English, and a lot of people speak very good Russian as well, but most of the written stuff is written only in Hebrew, so unless you read Hebrew you will feel a bit lost while shopping for groceries. I generally asked some friendly local people for help, and they always helped.<br />
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The places we stayed at were Tel Aviv - Jerusalem - Ein Bokek - Haifa - Tel Aviv. Did day trips to Herodion, Sorek cave, Masada, Ein Gedi, Mamshit, Ein Avdat, Avdat, Beit Guvrin, Akko, Tel Megiddo, Beit She'an and Tsippori.<br />
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Here's place by place, with links to the pictures:<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157672781690493">Tel Aviv</a>: a big city with a lot of restaurants and the greatest beach ever. Lots of Bauhaus buildings but they didn't impress me. Some nice markets. <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157676715792756">Yafo old city.</a> A very nice area in the old port.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157676708741416">Jerusalem</a>: I am sure even a bad tourist guide will have more details than I can describe here. One thing that a bad tourist book might not mention: the Western Wall tunnels.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675240822941">Herodion</a>: Herod's palace. You can go up the mountain, and then down inside the mountain.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675245703401">Haifa</a>: many residential neighborhoods are on the mountain, which makes for pretty cool views on the city. The main tourist attraction is the Bahai shrine gardens. The area around Sderot Ben Gurion has a lot of nice cafes.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157672789919273">Akko</a>: a very pretty Arab town reminiscent of a few medieval places in Southern Europe. An undeground tunnel, a pretty mosque, and the underground crusader city in the citadel. Don't miss the genuine crusader toilet seat.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675243632261">Ein Bokek:</a> a touristy place on the Dead Sea shore. There is nothing there, really, except some Russian tourists (not many, because it's out of season) and one decent restaurant, but the sea looks lovely at sunrise, and it's a good base for visiting a lot of sites. The biggest minus: the pool and the beach closed at 5pm. WTF is that?<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157676709429596">Sorek (Soreq, Avshalom, whatever) cave</a>: a little but beautiful cave with stalactites, beautifully lit. In a way you've seen one of them, you've seen all, but I still enjoyed it. Quite a way down from the parking lot. The tour was supposed to be guided and photography forbidden, but the guide didn't mind us wandering around and taking pictures without flash.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157672786991963">Masada</a>: the famous fortress on a high hill. If your map app is showing you two entrances you really want to use the one from direction of the Dead Sea. This one has a cable car, the other ones doesn't.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157672789200803">Ein Gedi</a>: we came there late and didn't see much besides the rock hyraxes. Loved watching the rock hyraxes though.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675244358951">Mamshit</a> and <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675486853120">Avdat</a>: old Nabatean towns. Very interesting. There are two more, but we didn't have time for that. If you have even less time, Avdat is the biggest of the four.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157672788072193">Ein Avdat, aka Avdat canyon</a>, not to be confused with Avdat. A canyon right next to Avdat. Also a national park, with a separate ticket. The entrance about 4 kilometers north from Avdat (the only one Google Maps currently show) is the top entrance, from where you can look at the canyon from above, and are not allowed to go down (falling in is also forbidden). If you want to come in from below (that's where all the really nice pictures are taken) and climb up, use the entrance near Ben Gurion university (may the road signs be with you).<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675206140232">Beit Guvrin</a>: that's a really big and great park, and when the park rangers tell you what to see in what order they really know what they are talking about. Bell caves (beautiful, unusual and easily accessible), Sidonian burial caves with paintings, the ruins of Maresha and much more.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157676715111696">Tel Megiddo</a>: not really that much to see, except that you get to tell your friends that you've seen the real Armageddon site. If you do get up there, don't miss the Hellmouth, aka the water system. you can go down there. It's right on the way from Haifa to Beit She'an, so if you are going there you might as well.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157675247100011">Beit She'an</a>: a huge and awesome Roman ruin. Don't miss.<br />
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<a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/izrailit/albums/72157676715719306">Tsippori/Zippori</a>: beautiful mosaics and lots of cactuses.<br />
<br />Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-88310008769824638542016-03-18T17:26:00.002+02:002016-03-18T17:43:11.569+02:00Running a React Native Android app on a real dev device<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Just tried to make a small Android demo app using ReactNative. The really hard part was JavaScript, but I am certainly not going give out any advice on that. The next hardest part was running the damn thing on a Android device.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">In principle their "hello world" app should be easy to run, just attach a device and run:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Instead of your "hello world" you get a nasty red screen telling you that the app cannot connect to a server. You damn everyone to hell, especially the stupid app that wants to connect to some triply-fucked server just to print a "hello, world" on its screen.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">You decide to follow the instructions on the red screen, and do </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;"><b>adb reverse tcp:8081 tcp:8081</b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">. The damn adb answers </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;"><b>error: closed</b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> and your app still doesn't connect to anything at all. You curse the sdk, the app and the device, and then find out (by googling) that this instruction is only meant for the devices with Android version 5.0 and above. ReactNative, incidentally, works from Android 4.1 up.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">You put the cursed device aside and take a less cursed one, preferably one that is running 5.0+. Luckily the makers of ReactNative made it so that if you shake the device furiously the dev menu pops up, and the first item on it is reloading a JS bundle from a server. I actually went there with my browser to see what it loads from there, and now I am gonna be seeing nightmares for the rest of my life. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">The furious shaking is a nice touch. They sure know their audience.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">You click the reload, and get the red screen of death again. Of course. You forgot to say </span><span style="font-family: "trebuchet ms" , sans-serif;"><b>adb reverse tcp:8081 tcp:8081</b></span><span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;"> to the new device. You say it, and a number of unprintable words in addition to it. And wow, it actually loads! You have your "hello, world".</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">What's nice is that every time you change something in your JavaScript you just shake the device furiously again, click "Reload JS", get a red screen of death, swear, say <b>adb reverse tcp:8081 tcp:8081</b> again, wonder why the fucking thing keeps losing the socket connection, and finally get the new JavaScript loaded.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">After you get everything running you try to write another app, for example one saying "goodbye, cruel JavaScript world". You do all of the above to it again. It doesn't work, JS bundle just doesn't load.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "arial" , "helvetica" , sans-serif;">Yes, you have to find the old server process and kill it by hand. The new one is not gonna do anything useful until you do that. It's gonna look like everything is ok, but when you visit the url you see it still has the JS bundle for the previous app.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "times" , "times new roman" , serif;"> </span>Verahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14786144282595665656noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6300979.post-91148779843153552342016-02-22T23:54:00.002+02:002016-02-22T23:54:53.577+02:00Old customs die hardConceptually, fighting for one's honor - for example fighting over an insult in a sausage kiosk line - is very close to trial by combat, and conscription in wartime is very close to human sacrifice, and yet fighting over insults appears to be close enough to many people hearts that it happens fairly often, and would happen a lot more if people did it every time they wanted to, and conscription in wartime is popular enough to be mandated by law in most countries, whereas the actual trial by combat and human sacrifice, as practiced by some cultures in the past, seem like a very silly idea.<br />
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With conscription and other forms of human sacrifice I can of course see the obvious practical difference in efficiency: when you sacrifice a young virgin or a considerable bunch of them to the cause of a military victory it might well be instrumental in bringing about that victory, but no matter how many virgins or more sexually experienced individuals you sacrifice to the gods of rain, it's not likely to result in any actual rain.<br />
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With fighting for one's honor (yes, I know, it's not a very common term for fighting over insults) it's more mystical though: what is the impulse that drives people to do it, and why doesn't it feel as silly as trial by combat? I totally have this impulse, and I still don't understand it. I don't actually do it, haven't done it as an adult anyway, but when I abstain from it it's for some practical "adult" reasons, such as that I don't consider it worth possible pain, injury, trouble with the law, and, in my most charitable moments, not worth the other person's pain or injury either. But I really should be abstaining from it because the whole concept is quite absurd and somehow implies that my honor is more worthy than that of the less physically able, and less worthy than that of the more physically able. Why doesn't it feel as silly as it actually is?<br />
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